One of the students who works in my office shared this with me and it definitely does not disappoint.
This is "Dear Girls Above Me,".
The premise: Two girls move into an apartment upstairs from this guy who is forced to listen to their inane conversations. So how does he deal? He writes letters to them on this blog.
This is fantastic. My favorite line so far is from Oct. 13:
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I watched a special on conjoined twins and all I could think about was karate chopping them to freedom.” You should be a doctor.