So I've been following this storyline for some time now because, well, frankly I can't believe it could have actually been true.
Did you guys know Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson were dating?
Yes that would be this Sean Penn and this Scarlett Johnansson (you're welcome dude readers).
Apparently they've split up after four months of quietly dating and taking a trip to Mexico together.
He is 50 and she is 26. She was just married to Ryan Reynolds. Yes, this Ryan Reynolds (you're welcome ladies).
Here's the thing. Girl you are Scarlett Johansson. Do you understand what happens to guys when they see you? Probably the same thing that happens to girls when they see your ex-husband. And you pick Sean Penn as your rebound?
I don't know, I just don't get it. She can have literally any guys she wants and she picks him? It just bugs me. Oh but he's so mature and wise and philosophical and blah blah blah. You are Scarlett Johansson. Act accordingly and pick a hottie like you're supposed to do.